TEL AVIV, Israel – The Israelis are developing an airport security device
that eliminates the privacy concerns associated with full-body scanners.
It’s an armored booth you step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on your person.
Israel sees this as a win-win situation for everyone, with none of this
crap about racial profiling. It will also eliminate the costs of long and expensive trials.
You’re in the airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter, an announcement:
“Attention to all standby passengers, El Al is pleased to announce
a seat available on flight 670 to London ………Shalom!”
BRILLIANT! ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!