A cowboy from Texas attended a social function where Barack Obama was
trying to gather support for his Health Plan. When Obama discovered
the cowboy was from President Bush’s home area, he started to belittle
him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.
As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing
around his head. The cowboy says, “Y’all havin’ some problem with them
Obama stopped talking and said, “Well, yes, if that’s what they’re
called, but I’ve never heard of circle flies.”
“Well, sir,” the cowboy replies, “Circle flies hang around ranches.
They’re called circle flies because they’re almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse.”
“Obama bluntly asks, “Are you calling me a horse’s ass?”
“No, sir,” the cowboy replies, “I have too much respect for the
citizens of this country to call their president a horse’s ass.”
“That’s a good thing,” Obama responds.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says,
“Hard to fool them flies, though. “