Clint Eastwood and his Twilight Years – Right thinking – Freedom Loving Guy!

My Twilight Years ~ Clint Eastwood

Clint Eastwood at 84…

As I enjoy my twilight years, I am often struck by the inevitability that the party must end.

There will be a clear, cold morning when there isn’t any “more.”

No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together,   no more phone calls just to chat.  It seems to me that one of the important things   to do before that morning comes, is to let every one of your family and friends know that you care for them by finding simple ways to let them know your heartfelt beliefs   and the guiding principles of your life so they can always say,   “He was my friend, and I know where he stood.”

So, just in case I’m gone tomorrow, please know this:

I voted against that incompetent, lying,   flip-flopping, insincere, double-talking, radical socialist, terrorist excusing,   bleeding heart, narcissistic, scientific and economic moron (Obama) currently in the White House!

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think  your neighbors have too many kids.

Regards, Clint

Make my day—Pass it on!

From a Florida ER Doctor – after you read you will really be mad!

From a Florida ER doctor:

I live and work in a state overrun with Illegal’s. They make more money having kids than we earn working full-time.

Today I had a 25-year old with 8 kids – that’s right 8, all Illegal Anchor Babies and she had the nicest nails, cell phone, hand bag, clothing, etc. She makes about $1,500 monthly for each; you do the math ($12,000 per month = $144,000 per annum, being illegal and NOT working at all).

I used to say, “We are the dumbest nation on earth,” Now I must say and sadly admit: WE are the dumbest people on earth (that includes ME) for we Elected the Idiot Ideologues who have passed the Bills that allow this. Sorry, but we need a change of idiots.
If the Illegal Immigrant is over 65, they can apply for SSI and Medicaid and get more than a woman on Social Security, who worked from 1944 until 2004 (60 years). She is only getting $791 per month = $9,492 per year because she was born in 1924 and there’s a ‘catch 22’ (notch) for her. It is interesting that the Federal Government provides a single refugee with a monthly allowance of $1,890. Each can also obtain an additional $580 in Social Assistance, for a total of $2,470 a month for the Refugee. This compares to a single pensioner, who after contributing to the growth and development of America for 40 to 50 years, can only receive a monthly maximum of $1,012 in Old Age Pension and Guaranteed Income Supplement. The Pensioner on Medicare (for which she paid for can only stay in the hospital for a maximum of 100 consecutive days, even with Cancer). The Medicaid client can remain in the hospital far an almost unlimited number of consecutive days. Maybe our Pensioners should apply as Refugees! Our Veterans don’t fair much better than the Pensioners on their monthly allotment and if they need medical help they have to wait many many many months for VA medical care.

Consider sending this to all your American friends, so we can all be ticked off and maybe get the Refugees cut back to $1,012 and the Pensioners up to $2,470. Then we can enjoy some of the money we were forced to submit to the Government over the last 40 or 50 or 60 years.

Random Senior Thoughts

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, come out wrinkle-free, and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators. We haven’t met yet!

I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

When I was a child I thought nap time was a punishment. Now, as a grown up, it just feels like a small vacation!

The biggest lie I tell myself is, “I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it.”

Lord grant me the strength to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can and the friends to post my bail when I finally snap!

I don’t have gray hair. I have “wisdom highlights.” I’m just very wise.

My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work.

Teach your daughter how to shoot, because a restraining order is just a piece of paper.

If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would’ve put them on my knees.

The kids text me “plz,” which is shorter than please. I text back “no,” which is shorter than “yes.”

I’m going to retire and live off of my savings. Not sure what I’ll do that second week.

When did it change from “We the people” to “Screw the people”?

I’ve lost my mind and I’m pretty sure my kids took it!

Even duct tape can’t fix stupid, but it can muffle the sound!

Why do I have to press one for English when you’re just gonna transfer me to someone I can’t understand anyway?

Lord, give me patience and give it to me NOW.

Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice.

Oops! Did I roll my eyes out loud?

At my age “getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering what I came in there for.

Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree, and that makes it a plant, which means chocolate is salad!