PIST-AWF…A Newly Defined Disease…

I am sorry that I have not been consistently responsive lately to your emails.

I have been somewhat under the weather since my doctors informed me that I have an acute case of Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue (PIST-AWF).
For those of you who do not know what that is, PIST-AWF is a newly defined disease that is found to be widespread and highly contagious.
Symptoms include, but may not be limited to:

1. Severe pain of the scalp from pulling your own hair while viewing the President pander to Muslim terrorists.
2. Loose bowels from swallowing the fact Obama was elected twice.
3. Extreme hunger due to vomiting from nightly seeing terrorists murdering innocent people.

If you feel you have Post Islamic Stress Trauma with Apologetic Whitehouse Fatigue, please notify your local election board and place your name on the list for a cure.

It is hoped that the cure will be available in November of 2016.And I stupidly thought my affliction was due to aging!

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