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Month: November 2014

My Twilight Years by Clint Eastwood

My Twilight Years ~ Clint Eastwood

As I enjoy my twilight years, I am often struck by the inevitability that the party must end.
There will be a clear, cold morning when there isn’t any “more.”     No more hugs, no more special moments to celebrate together, no more phone calls just to chat.  It seems to me that one of the important things to do before that morning comes, is to let every one of your family and friends know that you care for them by finding simple ways to let them know your heartfelt beliefs and the guiding principles of your life so they can always say, “He was my friend, and I know where he stood.”

So, just in case I’m gone tomorrow, please know this: I voted against that incompetent, lying, flip-flopping, insincere, double-talking, radical socialist, terrorist excusing, bleeding heart, narcissistic,   scientific and economic moron currently in the White House!

Participating in a gun buy-back program because you think that criminals have too many guns is like having yourself castrated because you think   your neighbors have too many kids.

Regards,

Clint
Make my day!

Are We No Longer Christians? Not in My Opinion!

I know there are some of you that are Democratic, and love Obama, but this is for Christians first, politics later. I do pray that it doesn’t offend
anybody with the truth of the message, but it has to be sent. If you love
your Lord first and your politics later, then you will appreciate this
message. If you don’t, I’m sorry I judged you wrong.

When we get 100,000,000, that’s one hundred million willing Christians to
BOND together, voice their concerns and vote, we can take back America with
God’s help. Become one of the One hundred million…

Then let’s get 200 million. It can be done by sending this email to your
friends. Do the math. It only takes a willing heart and a fed up soul. God
Bless America and Shine your light on Her..

In 1952 President Truman Established one day a year as a “National Day of Prayer.”

In 1988 President Reagan Designated the First Thursday in May of each year as
The National Day of Prayer.

In June 2007 (then) Presidential Candidate Barack Obama Declared that the USA “Was no longer a Christian nation.”

In the year 2009, President Obama Canceled the 21st annual National Day Of Prayer ceremony at the White  House under the ruse  of “not wanting to offend anyone”

BUT… On September 25, 2009  From 4 AM until 7 PM, A National Day of Prayer  FOR THE MUSLIM         RELIGION Was Held on Capitol Hill, Beside the White House.

There were over 50,000 Muslims In D.C. That day.

HE PRAYS WITH THE MUSLIMS!  I guess it Doesn’t matter If “Christians”   Are offended by this event – We obviously Don ‘t count as “anyone” Anymore.

Now he is encouraging schools to teach the qua-ran for extra credit in schools, while they cannot  even talk about the Bible, God or – – in some schools,  salute the American Flag.

The direction this country is headed  Should strike fear in the heart of every Christian,  Especially knowing that the Muslim religion  believes that if Christians cannot be Converted,  they should be annihilated.

NFL Teams Name Change

NFL Teams Name Change

No matter which side you are on in this matter, this is funny. This guy is hilarious… Here is an e-mail sent to Clarence Page of the Chicago Tribune after an article he published concerning a name change for the Washington Redskins.

Dear Mr. Page…

I always love your articles and I generally agree with them. I would suggest, as in an email I received, they change the name to the “Foreskins” to better represent their community, paying tribute to the dick heads in Congress.

I agree with our Native American population. I am highly insulted by the racially charged name of the Washington Redskins. One might argue that to name a professional football team after Native Americans would exalt them as fine warriors, but nay, nay. We must be careful not to offend, and in the spirit of political correctness and courtesy, we must move forward.

Let’s ditch the Kansas City Chiefs, the Atlanta Braves and the Cleveland Indians.  If your shorts are in a wad because of the reference the name Redskins makes to skin color, then we need to get rid of the Cleveland Browns.

The Carolina Panthers obviously were named to keep the memory of militant Blacks from the 60’s alive. Gone. It’s offensive to us white folk.

The New York Yankees offend the Southern population. Do you see a team named for the Confederacy?  No!  There is no room for any reference to that tragic war that cost this country so many young men’s lives.

I am also offended by the blatant references to the Catholic religion among our sports team names.  Totally inappropriate to have the New Orleans Saints, the Los Angeles Angels or the San Diego Padres.

Then there are the team names that glorify criminals who raped and pillaged. We are talking about the horrible Oakland Raiders, the Minnesota Vikings, the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and the Pittsburgh Pirates!

Now, let us address those teams that clearly send the wrong message to our children.  The San Diego Chargers promote irresponsible fighting or even spending habits.   Wrong message to our children.

The New York Giants and the San Francisco Giants promote obesity, a growing childhood epidemic. Wrong message to our children.

The Cincinnati Reds promote downers/barbiturates. Wrong message to our children.

The Milwaukee Brewers. Well that goes without saying. Wrong message to our children.

So, there you go.  We need to support any legislation that comes out to rectify this travesty, because the government will likely become involved with this issue, as they should.  Just the kind of thing the do-nothing Congress loves.

As for the die hard Oregon State fans, with all of this in mind, I would suggest it might also make some sense to change the name of the Oregon State women’s athletic teams to something other than “the Beavers.”

Best Lawyer – True Insurance Story Charlotte, NC

This actually took place in Charlotte, North Carolina !!

A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.

Within a month, having smoked his entire stockpile of these great  cigars, the lawyer filed a claim against the insurance company.

In his claim, the lawyer stated the cigars were lost ‘in a series of  small fires.’

The insurance company refused to pay, citing the obvious reason, that the man had consumed the cigars in the normal fashion.

The lawyer sued and WON!

(Stay with me.)

Delivering the ruling, the judge agreed with the insurance company that the claim was frivolous. The judge stated nevertheless, that the lawyer held a policy from the company, in which it had warranted that the cigars were insurable and also guaranteed that it would insure them against fire, without defining what is considered to be unacceptable ‘fire’ and was obligated to pay the claim.

Rather than endure lengthy and costly appeal process, the insurance company accepted the ruling and paid $15,000 to the lawyer for his loss of the cigars that perished in the ‘fires’.

NOW FOR THE BEST PART…

After the lawyer cashed the check, the insurance company had him arrested on 24 counts of ARSON!!! With his own insurance claim and testimony from the previous case being used against him, the lawyer was convicted of intentionally burning his insured property and was sentenced to 24 months in jail and a $24,000 fine.

This true story won First Place in last year’s Criminal Lawyers Award contest.

ONLY IN AMERICA .. . . NO WONDER THE REST OF THE WORLD THINKS WE’RE NUTS.

Thomas Jefferson, A Very Wise Man

Thomas Jefferson

This is amazing. There are two parts.

Thomas Jefferson was a very remarkable man who started learning very early in life and never stopped.

At 5, began studying under his cousin’s tutor.

At 9, studied Latin, Greek and French.

At 14, studied classical literature and additional languages.

At 16, entered the College of William and Mary. Also could write in Greek with one hand while writing the same in Latin with the other.

At 19, studied Law for 5 years starting under George Wythe.

At 23, started his own law practice.

At 25, was elected to the Virginia House of Burgesses.

At 31, wrote the widely circulated “Summary View of the Rights of British America” And retired from his law practice.

At 32, was a Delegate to the Second Continental Congress.

At 33, wrote the Declaration of Independence.

At 33, took three years to revise Virginia’s legal code and wrote a Public Education bill and a statute for Religious Freedom.

At 36, was elected the second Governor of Virginia succeeding Patrick Henry.

At 40, served in Congress for two years.

At 41, was the American minister to France and negotiated commercial treaties with European nations along with Ben Franklin and John Adams.

At 46, served as the first Secretary of State under George Washington.

At 53, served as Vice President and was elected president of the American Philosophical Society.

At 55, drafted the Kentucky Resolutions and became the active head of Republican Party.

At 57, was elected the third president of the United States.

At 60, obtained the Louisiana Purchase doubling the nation’s size.

At 61, was elected to a second term as President.

At 65, retired to Monticello.

At 80, helped President Monroe shape the Monroe Doctrine.

At 81, almost single-handedly created the University of Virginia and served as its first president.

At 83, died on the 50th anniversary of the Signing of the Declaration of Independence along with John Adams.

Thomas Jefferson knew because he himself studied the previous failed attempts at government. He understood actual history, the nature of God, his laws and the nature of man. That happens to be way more than what most understand today. Jefferson really knew his stuff. A voice from the past to lead us in the future:

John F. Kennedy held a dinner in the White House for a group of the brightest minds in the nation at that time. He made this statement: “This is perhaps the assembly of the most intelligence ever to gather at one time in the White House with the exception of when Thomas Jefferson dined alone.”

“When we get piled upon one another in large cities, as in Europe, we shall become as corrupt as Europe.”
— Thomas Jefferson

“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who would not.”
— Thomas Jefferson

“It is incumbent on every generation to pay its own debts as it goes. A principle which if acted on would save one-half the wars of the world.”
— Thomas Jefferson

“I predict future happiness for Americans if they can prevent the government from wasting the labors of the people under the pretense of taking care of them.”
— Thomas Jefferson

“My reading of history convinces me that most bad government results from too much government.”
— Thomas Jefferson

“No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms.”
— Thomas Jefferson

“The strongest reason for the people to retain the right to keep and bear arms is, as a last resort, to protect themselves against tyranny in government.”
— Thomas Jefferson

“The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants.” — Thomas Jefferson

“To compel a man to subsidize with his taxes the propagation of ideas which he disbelieves and abhors is sinful and tyrannical.”
— Thomas Jefferson

Thomas Jefferson said in 1802:

“I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies.

If the American people ever allow private banks to control the issue of their currency, first by inflation, then by deflation, the banks and corporations that will grow up around the banks will deprive the people of all property – until their children wake-up homeless on the continent their fathers conquered.”

College Football Scouting Report from Headlines

As the regular high school football season draws to a close, the latest National Sportswriters Association has released its preliminary report on the leading prospects available to college recruiting representatives. In addition to a full scholarship award and tutorial assistance, it should be noted that all the below listed prospects have filed for “supplemental monetary aid” for campus expenses as well as “transportation assistance” for expedient mobility to and from classes and the practice field in the form of 2015 models of: Corvette, BMW 523, Cadillac STXCoup, and Ford Mustang GT, all with dark tinted glass.
This year’s stalwarts are:

COLLEGE FOOTBALL SCOUTING REPORT

QUlNTlLlOUS JENKlNS
6′ 3″, 220 lbs.  Running Back.  Set state scoring record out of Triton High School , Dunn , N.C.    Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions.  He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19″ TV under each arm.  Signed with Mississippi State .

WAYFRON P. JACKSON
6′ 6″, 215 lbs.  Wide Receiver.  Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years.  Currently holds world record for the most “you knows” during an interview (62 in one minute).  Wayfron can print his complete name.  Signed with Tennessee .

ROOSEVELT “DUDE” DANSELL
6′ 1″, 195 lbs.  Running Back.  From Tyler , Texas .  Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well.  Listed his church preference as “red brick”.  Signed with the University of Houston .

WOODROW LEE WASHINGTON
6′ 8″, 310 lbs.  Tackle.  From a 4th generation welfare family.  At 19 he’s the oldest of 21 children.  Mother claims Woodrow and child No. 9 have same father.  He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because:  “The dude said sumpin’ bad ’bout my Momma”.  On his entrance form, he listed his IQ as 20/20. Signed with the University of Texas .

WlLLIE “NIGHT TRAIN” JONES
6′ 4″, 225 lbs.  Quarterback.  Born on an Amtrak train.  Birth certificate indicates he is 24 years old.  Thinks the “N” on Nebraska ‘s helmets stands for “Nowledge” but still meets this school’s stringent entrance requirements.  Signed with the University of Oregon .

TYRONE “PYTHON” PEOPLES
6′ 10″, 228 lbs.  Wide Receiver.  Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges.  Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company.  Signed with University of Miami .

ABDUL HASHEEN ABBA ALI
6′ 10″, 305 lbs.  Guard.  Played high school ball under the name Fro’ Leester Ja’ Charles Jones until he discovered religion.  Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville , FL.    Signed with the University of Florida .
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NOTE:  College track coaches intend to use several of the above signees in their track programs.  However, instead of using a starting pistol at track meets, the NCAA has now agreed to use a burglar alarm instead.

THE IRS DOESN’T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT JOHN BOEHNER’S 3-MINUTE VIDEO

John Boehner and the House Oversight Committee have come up with a phenomenal take-down of the IRS’s corrupt business practices. It takes the form of the 3-minute video you’ll see below.

Ever since numerous IRS officials were hauled into court to testify about their illegal dealings, they’ve been on the defensive. But this newly published video, which breaks down the entire IRS scandal in chronological order, should now have them on the run.

http://teapartypolitics.com/irs-doesnt-know-john-boehners-3-minute-video/