The King Goes Fishing

The King goes fishing

The king wanted to go fishing, and so, he asked his royal weather forecaster the forecast for the next few hours. The palace meteorologist assured him that there was no chance of rain.

So the king and the queen went fishing. On the way they met a man with a fishing pole riding on a donkey, and the king asked the man if the fish were biting.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, you should return to the palace! In just a short time I expect a huge rain storm.

“The king replied: “I hold the palace meteorologist in high regard. He is an educated and experienced professional. Besides, I pay him very high wages. He gave me a very different forecast. I trust him.” So the king and queen continued on their way.

However, in a short time a torrential rain fell from the sky. The King and Queen were totally soaked.

Furious, the king returned to the palace and gave the order to fire the meteorologist.

Then he summoned the fisherman and offered him the prestigious position of royal forecaster.

The fisherman said, “Your Majesty, I do not know anything about forecasting. I obtain my information from my donkey. If I see my donkey’s ears drooping, it means with certainty that it will rain.”

So the king hired the donkey. And thus began the practice of hiring dumb asses to work in influential positions of government. The practice is unbroken to this date. And, thus, the Democratic Party symbol was born.

Interesting proposal – New Immigration Laws (these are Mexico’s laws)

“The problems we face today exist because the people who work for a living are outnumbered by those who vote for a living.”

Interesting proposal – New Immigration Laws (these are Mexico’s laws)

Read to end….these are Mexico’s laws!!

Voter registration cards with photo and fingerprint, with hologram, to prevent forgery..

New Immigration Laws

Be sure to read to the bottom or you will miss the message…

  1. There will be no special bilingual programs in the schools.
  2. All ballots will be in this nation’s language.

3 All government business will be conducted in our language.

  1. Non-residents will NOT have the right to vote no matter how long they are here.
  2. Non-citizens will NEVER be able to hold political office.
  3. Foreigners will not be a burden to the taxpayers. No welfare, no food stamps, no health care, or any other government assistance programs. Any who are a burden will be deported.
  4. Foreigners can invest in this country, but it must be an amount at least equal to 40,000 times the daily minimum wage.
  5. If foreigners come here and buy land, their options will be restricted. Certain parcels including waterfront property are reserved for citizens naturally born into this country.
  6. Foreigners may have NO protests; NO demonstrations, NO waving of a foreign flag, no political organizing, NO bad-mouthing our president or his policies. These will lead to deportation.
  7. If you do come to this country illegally, you will be actively hunted and, when caught, sent to jail until your deportation can be arranged. All assets will be taken from you.

Too strict.? The above laws are the current immigration laws of MEXICO.! If it’s good for American’s to obey Mexican laws, then it’s good vice versa.!!!

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